dishwashing affirmations
- the dishes are more scared of you than you are scared of them.
- if you put on a little song you can have a dish washing party.
- washing dishes is a great way to make new friends (e.g. frying pans, cups, etc.).
- despite any misinformation you may see online, a fork has never bitten anyone. they are gentle, even-tempered creatures that often just want to nap.
cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)
that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS
me: look, a crab eating a strawberry
my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..
me: …he’s a crab
it’s an opportunity rarely afforded to crabs
I like how slow he’s eating, like he’s thinking Big Thoughts over lunch
It’s called savoring your food.
Little Pinch?
Trying
I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.
